the rp post of dust but not like literally dust

[hisname]

allow me to CALL YOU OUT and possibly plan psls

sooj ohNOkita from Hakuouki! From any canon point because they're all despair. I'll also play him with Cerealia!bg or Kiseki!bg or complete au. Open to gen/shipping/killing or all three! Fantastic!! For the canon-blind, Souji is a petty shithead who enjoys killing, but only for the sake of the Shinsengumi, so maybe half a murderer. He's also a vampire, go figure.

alen warker from d.gray-man. from any canon point. here for despair and fluff! gen is the way to go but i'm open to shipping (as much as you can ship with Allen...... who would want to tho). Allen is one of your many shounen Protagonists determined to save the world at the expense of his own life types, but at least he has Timcanpy.

old lady cat shijima from nabari no ou! also open to canonpoint and despair! no shipping though, but I can give you cat fluff. cat fluff is Superior anyway. Shijima looks like a little girl but is over a century old, and is actually a cat masquerading as a human (and not the other way around). She also wants to die big-time. basically cranky grandma

elliot nightLAY from pandora hearts. pre-death unless you want death threads /judges. i haven't read pandora hearts in like ten years so please go easy on this extremely angry nobleman

tenkouNO from haigakura. just for those occasions when you want someone dumb(er than elliot) to bounce off of. also technically a god or something. but still dumb.

AND MORE!

or just throw anyone on the post with a blank comment and I'll hit you up with someone

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[sharplydressed]

IM HERE FOR SOOJ do you want to do a post-cereal reunion thread!! using the Magic Portals or something...

[retorter]

YES EXCELLENT i want all the post-cereal shenanigans!! and i'm laughing at the magic portals..... they're just in EVERYONE'S WORLD and no one else notices except traumatized Cerealians apparently

WHO'S VISITING WHO cue souji tbing his way into touken ranbu

[sharplydressed]

cerealians just passing by a portal and sweating rapidly

omg tho I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER'S MORE HILARIOUS does souji want to come visit them in the middle of heckin nowhere or does he want to wake up one night and kashuu is just There

[hisname]

aki what the heck BOTH OF THOSE SOUND TOO GOOD

the idea of kashuu nyooming into souji's room in the middle of the night after like a 2 year time skip cracks me up

but also sooj nyooming into touken ranbu in an attempt to run away from Hijikata.... like he's That Mad and Petty that he'll literally jump into another world as long as he doesn't have to hear him nag??

[sharplydressed]

POR QUE NO LOS DOS we can do one now and one later...

[replicatedform]

but what if I want death i mean. GIMME SOUJI OR ALLEN? this blanket is a grumpy guy who really cares about people even if he's easily enabled into bullshit oh gods why

[retorter]

oh no he looks sad and precious??? do i want to terrorize him or coddle him.... or BOTH

I'LL HIT HIM WITH SOOJ let me write a random starter for us

[replicatedform]

nothing much just a sword with terrible terrible self-image/worth issues #ReplicaWoes SO BOTH MAYBE?

and aw yeah i'll be waiting

[sunflowering]

sooj i guess but i mean she's still pissed about being called chubby

[retorter]

YUUKI!! look chubby girls are cute just accept his compliment yuuki?? but okay let me tag u and i can finally kiseki ship with u again

[sunflowering]

she will destroy you souji.

ALSO YES GOOD. dumb characters doing dumb things together is great. what do we want to do? Food things (she will just face palm if he catches her eating junk again though.) Weapons training!1!1 She knows how to use a staff/scythe but they could spar. Or maybe she'd be interested in learning how to use a sword because she doesn't know how to at all.

Also evented things are cool too. I'm down for all the things. =D